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Pizza Token Served Cold After Seven Hours

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a creature that never truly lived—merely flickered into existence like a dying ember. With ninety-eight percent of its population concentrated in the hands of a predatory few, this token's brief existence resembled less a financial instrument and more a coordinated dinner bell for the inevitable rug pull. Alas, the authorities were revoked, the liquidity evaporated, and twenty hopeful souls were left holding nothing but the memory of a $2,389 lesson.