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Newborn Token Flatlines Before First Breath

In the swamplands of Solana, we observe a most peculiar specimen—born mere hours ago, yet already exhibiting the telltale signs of terminal concentration. With ninety percent of its genetic material pooled amongst a mere handful of apex predators, and liquidity pools drier than a forgotten bone, this creature never stood a chance. Like a mayfly with delusions of grandeur, it achieved a spectacular 166% pump before discovering that volume and viability are rather different beasts.