CAUSE OF DEATH
Immortal Meow Dies Before Birth
In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, An Immortal Meow never drew its first breath. Born at zero hours with all liquidity evaporated and four holders clutching the corpse, this token achieved what few thought possible: death before life, a feat rivaled only by its investors' ability to lose money instantaneously.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instantaneous liquidity extraction, infantile age
EPITAPH
"Here lies An Immortal Meow—immortal only in the sense that nobody will ever forget losing money on it in record time."
