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AnsemPizza: A Slice of Pure Financial Carnage

In the brutal theatre of decentralized finance, we observe the AnsemPizza token in its death throes—a mere hour into existence, already having shed 97.4% of its value like a reptile abandoning its skin. The predators have fed well; our top ten holders clutching 99.1% of the supply, their appetites sated, they depart. What we witness here is not evolution, but rather a masterclass in the natural selection of the grifted.