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The Great PEAR Collapse: A Cautionary Tale

In the vast savanna of the Solana blockchain, we observe the skeletal remains of newPEARs—a token that achieved the remarkable distinction of being simultaneously alive and entirely dead. With thirteen holders clutching their worthless fruit, and zero liquidity to speak of, this creature expired precisely when it should have thrived, a victim of the most efficient wealth concentration known to decentralized finance.