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Lena Weissbrot: A One-Hour Microcap Tragedy

In the unforgiving ecosystem of Solana, we observe a peculiar specimen that achieved the remarkable feat of dying before most investors finished their morning coffee. Born merely sixty minutes ago, Lena Weissbrot managed to concentrate 99.3% of its wealth among ten holders—a textbook display of financial predation that would make even the most ruthless apex predator blush. The zero liquidity and 5.2% overnight decline suggest this token's creators were less interested in building a project and more interested in exploring the outer limits of the Greater Fool theorem.