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Newborn Token Found Dead On Arrival

Here we observe a truly remarkable specimen—a token so freshly minted it hadn't yet dried from the blockchain's amniotic fluid before expiring. With twenty-one holders clutching 99.7% of the supply like nervous parents around a sickly infant, and zero liquidity to speak of, this creature never stood a chance. One can only admire the audacious naming strategy: a token called 'Don't Cut Your Balls Off' that proceeded to castrate itself through catastrophic tokenomics.