ALIGN/AT1D..pump
FLATLINED
align

alignAT1DxAgcyDhrsWG18S5p4Ej9gqhpHStJRUsJZbfppump

AT1D..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Instant liquidity evaporation meets mathematical impossibility

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
21/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.8K
+17.7% · 24h
Volume 24h
$492.62
Holders
7
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.15B
Price USD
$2.15e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Align Token: Born, Pumped, Dead on Arrival

In the vast savanna of Solana blockchain, we observe a most peculiar specimen—the align token, a creature that achieved full mortality in mere hours. Seven holders gazed upon their newborn investment with the collective intelligence of a confused wildebeest, each watching the other nine hold 100% of the supply. Nature, it seems, abhors a vacuum even more than it abhors catastrophically poor tokenomics.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Flatlined
$492.62 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 99.7% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Instant liquidity evaporation meets mathematical impossibility
Patient Note

It came, it was seen by seven confused individuals, and it conquered nothing—a monument to the principle that revoking authorities cannot revoke poor life choices.

Holders

§ 04 · 7 wallets
Top 1
86.2%
Top 5
99.7%
Top 10
100.0%
01FNnh...ZoNh86.17%
02CWAi...dPwT6.03%
035has...uK8B3.20%
04GJoj...sc482.67%
057z4x...UbJx1.63%
06HkNm...juSd0.26%
07CHtt...CuZG0.05%