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Infant Token Gasps Final Breath After Six Hours

And here we observe the Infinite Memecoin Glitch in its natural habitat—mere hours into existence, already exhibiting the telltale signs of terminal concentration. With 86% of its wealth monopolized by a chosen few and a liquidity pool smaller than a modest lunch budget, this creature was born not to thrive, but to serve as nature's cautionary tale. The revocation of its authorities suggests a noble attempt at respectability, yet volume churning at $26,672 reveals the desperate flailing of a market knowing full well what awaits.