CAUSE OF DEATH
D'Oh Anthem: A Week-Long Comedy of Errors
Here we observe the D'Oh Anthem in its final, pitiful state—a token so thoroughly eviscerated that even its eight remaining holders cannot muster the liquidity to say goodbye. One can almost hear the hollow echo of $71 in daily volume, a sound not unlike a single cricket chirping in an abandoned amphitheater. Nature, it seems, abhors a vacuum, but the market abhors a worthless token even more.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Concentrated ownership, zero liquidity, negligible volume
EPITAPH
"It came, it conquered absolutely nothing, and it left. D'Oh Anthem: proof that revoking authority does not revoke stupidity."