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Lunar Canine Expires Before Breakfast

In the brutal savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a peculiar specimen that managed to achieve mortality in merely sixty minutes—a remarkable feat of evolutionary failure. With ninety-five percent of its genetic material concentrated in the hands of just ten holders, this token never stood a chance; it was less a financial instrument and more a elaborate pump-and-dump obituary waiting to be written.