CAUSE OF DEATH
Chad Marmus: A One-Hour Extinction Event
Here we observe the Chad Marmus token in its natural habitat—the Solana blockchain—where it has survived precisely long enough to be pronounced dead on arrival. With 82% of its wealth concentrated in the hands of mere handful of whales, and an 87.5% price collapse in a single rotation of the Earth, this creature never truly evolved beyond its primordial pump-and-dump phase. One might say it achieved what few tokens manage: a complete lifecycle from birth to obliteration before most investors finished their morning coffee.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Catastrophic whale distribution, instantaneous liquidity evaporation
EPITAPH
"Here lies Chad Marmus, who learned that revoking authorities doesn't revoke the laws of market physics."
