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Nasdaq Impostor Collapses After Mere Hour

In the cruel theater of decentralized finance, a counterfeit bearing the esteemed Nasdaq name has met its inevitable demise—not with a whimper, but with a spectacular 95.7% evaporation. Like a mayfly that attended business school, this token lived fast, died young, and left behind 103 bewildered holders clutching their digital ash. The architects of this phantom exchange have vanished into the ether, their authorities revoked, their liquidity dried to absolute zero.