Nietzschean CumAMiRS2e8dwvY8eR7vpLRQ5DvnUi1S2SZ6QAYK6TBpump

$NCUMAMiR..pump

Case file · ante-mortem observation

TERMINAL.

Catastrophic liquidity evaporation within minutes

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · D

Grade Score

43/100

Grade D · TERMINAL

Mkt Cap

$7.5K

+83.2% · 24h

Volume 24h

$41.6K

Holders

109

Liquidity DrainedHeavy Concentration

FDV

$2.60B

Price USD

$2.60e-6

DEX

pumpfun

Pool

Efpr..VhoN ↗

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Newborn Token Gasps, Then Flatlines Immediately

In the primordial soup of Solana's blockchain, the Nietzschean Cum emerged—only to discover that zero liquidity is rather incompatible with existence. Born mere hours ago with 69% of its wealth hoarded by the alpha holders, this creature never stood a chance; nature, it seems, abhors a pump-and-dump scheme.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings

Activity

Modest

$41.6K volume / 24h.

Holders

Concentrated

Top 5 hold 61.3% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion

Likely Cause

Catastrophic liquidity evaporation within minutes

Patient Note

It lived for zero hours and died for eternity—proof that even on the blockchain, nihilism has consequences.

Holders

§ 04 · 109 wallets

Top 1

52.7%

Top 5

61.3%

Top 10

69.0%

01Efpr...VhoN52.69%

02DZVP...AiNJ2.58%

036UtE...ps1a2.42%

04A6Nu...CocT1.86%

05G5M5...z4vL1.76%

066owZ...sapY1.62%

072gEp...9pwN1.59%

0813EK...oSrC1.59%

09GtFH...6Hmr1.52%

104L5z...t36p1.41%