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Flying Cocaine Salmon: A Eleven-Hour Tragedy

Here we observe the Flying Cocaine Salmon in its natural habitat—the graveyard of Solana rugpulls. With zero liquidity and 61% of tokens concentrated in the hands of a fortunate few, this majestic creature experienced a spectacular 670% ascent before plummeting into the abyss, much like its namesake salmon fighting upstream, only to discover the waterfall was merely a metaphor for poor tokenomics. The mint authority revoked itself too late, a gesture of contrition as meaningful as offering life jackets after the ship has already sunk.