CAUSE OF DEATH
Froge's Amphibious Dreams Succumb to Gravity
Here we observe the curious specimen of Froge, a creature that once hopped with such promise, now displaying the telltale signs of metabolic decline—a -7.1% plunge in mere hours. The authorities, though revoked in a show of decentralized virtue, could not prevent what appears to be a slow, inexorable evaporation of investor enthusiasm. With liquidity barely cresting thirty thousand dollars and volume churning desperately at fifty thousand, this amphibian's lily pad grows ever smaller.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Concentration collapse meets ambient market indifference
EPITAPH
"It was green. It was a frog. It was neither green nor a frog."
