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Newborn Token Gasps Final Breath Minutes After Birth

In what can only be described as a financial stillbirth, catsonsol emerged into the Solana ecosystem mere hours ago, its tiny price pumping frantically before the inevitable collapse—a familiar dance performed by countless digital assets before them. The autopsy reveals the classical signs of a pump-and-dump cadaver: sixty-four hopeful holders clutching their bags as the top ten vultures controlled three-quarters of the supply, leaving liquidity so depleted one might call it 'theoretical.' Even its volatile 117% price swing could not resurrect what was already born dead.