CAUSE OF DEATH
Baby Wojak's Spectacular Collapse Into Irrelevance
Here we observe the remarkable specimen of Baby Wojak, a token that achieved the extraordinary feat of dying while simultaneously experiencing a 113% price surge—much like a man celebrating his lottery winnings whilst the house burns down. With zero liquidity and forty-six holders clinging to their bags like shipwreck survivors, this creature's brief 165-day existence serves as a cautionary tale. The apex predators—the top ten holders controlling 87.8% of supply—have long since departed, leaving only the patient scavengers to pick through the digital remains.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Concentration, abandonment, and mathematical inevitability
EPITAPH
"It went to the moon by falling into a black hole."
