Solfirman: Born Broken, Died Instantly

In the great circle of life on the blockchain, some creatures never quite manage to be born. Solfirman arrived stillborn into a hostile market, gasping for liquidity it would never find, its two holders already circling like vultures over a carcass that hadn't yet stopped twitching. Nature, it seems, abhors a vacuum—and Solana abhors a rug pull.