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Newborn Token Found Dead On Arrival

In the swamps of Solana, a peculiar creature emerged from the primordial ooze, its eyes wide with wonder and immediately caked in mud. Born mere hours ago, this magnificent specimen—the L[o_o]M—possessed all the hallmarks of evolutionary success: revoked authorities, concentrated holdings, and the kind of liquidity one might find in a puddle after a light drizzle. Yet nature, cruel mistress that she is, had dealt her harshest blow: ninety-four percent of its value evaporated before the sun had set on its first day of existence.