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Donna Trumpette: A Concentration Camp Tragedy

Here we observe the skeletal remains of Donna Trumpette, a token that achieved the remarkable feat of becoming mathematically irrelevant while still technically alive. With 99.9% of its wealth hoarded by the top ten holders and a daily volume of seventeen cents, it had all the liquidity of a dying houseplant. The creature simply forgot to evolve beyond its initial pump, and nature—as it always does—selected it ruthlessly out of existence.