WOW IM RTETARDED/ALCW..pump
FLATLINED
wow im rtetarded

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ALCW..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Extreme centralization meets zero liquidity

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
28/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$5.5K
+123.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$1.7K
Holders
5
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$924.59M
Price USD
$4.62e-7
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Newborn Token Dies Instantly of Acute Concentration

In the brutal ecosystem of Solana's memecoin jungle, we observe a peculiar specimen that achieved the remarkable feat of expiring before its first breath completed. With five holders controlling the entirety of its existence and a liquidity pool as vacant as a desert tomb, this token managed to generate $1,726.85 in volume—a final gasp of speculative desperation from those who confused gambling with investing.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Sparse
$1.7K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Extreme centralization meets zero liquidity
Patient Note

It lived for zero hours, achieved 123% returns, and delivered negative infinity percent value to everyone except the five people who saw this coming.

Holders

§ 04 · 5 wallets
Top 1
54.5%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
01BwWK...de6sAUTOPSY54.55%
028pGb...Gsq845.37%
03JA7g...RHW20.05%
04EtVZ...DQJF0.03%
055wVk...4dVP0.00%