KWEBBELKOP LAUGH/AKWM..pump
TERMINAL
Kwebbelkop Laugh

Kwebbelkop LaughAKWMkDkndaXh921sZB22qw5CgpMeTT5s8xZXZsM1pump

AKWM..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
TERMINAL.

Premature death by concentration and vaporization

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · D
Grade Score
43/100
Grade D · TERMINAL
Mkt Cap
$2.7K
+12.5% · 24h
Volume 24h
$2.2K
Holders
15
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$10.10B
Price USD
$1.01e-5
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

A Two-Hour Miracle That Never Was

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the Kwebbelkop Laugh—a creature so young it hadn't yet learned to walk, much less run. With a liquidity pool of precisely zero and 98.8% of its meager existence concentrated in the paws of its creators, this token represents nature's most efficient demonstration of wealth concentration. One might say it died laughing at its own joke.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Sparse
$2.2K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 90.8% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Premature death by concentration and vaporization
Patient Note

Here lies a token that lived fast, died young, and left behind only 15 very confused holders and a cautionary tale about 2 AM inspiration.

Holders

§ 04 · 15 wallets
Top 1
78.3%
Top 5
90.8%
Top 10
98.8%
012RLP...2Q3U78.34%
028MBd...yASM3.42%
03AtdP...KwVJ3.20%
04FNzt...RdmV2.96%
05EHDd...SN7o2.91%
062gdv...DBjy2.47%
07CUr5...DPcM1.47%
088U2D...gL8K1.38%
09G8si...wHc41.35%
107w75...PMWDAUTOPSY1.28%