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Case file · ante-mortem observation
STABLE.
Hyperacute speculative bubble combustion
Grade Score
85/100
Grade A · STABLE
Mkt Cap
$262.1K
+879.0% · 24h
Liquidity
$36.5K
Volume 24h
$660.8K
Holders
1,133
Field Report
Newborn Token's Spectacular Ninety-Minute Fever Dream
In the vast savanna of the blockchain, we observe a most curious phenomenon: the patcha token, merely an hour old, has already experienced what most securities take years to achieve—a 879% euphoric rally followed, inevitably, by the crushing weight of market reality. Here we witness the delicate dance between frenzied retail investors and the immutable laws of pump-and-dump thermodynamics, where liquidity pools serve as both cradle and casket.
Diagnosis
Liquidity
Thin but live
$36.5K pool depth.
Activity
Active
$660.8K volume / 24h.
Holders
Distributed
Top 5 hold 16.3% of supply.
Cause
Likely Cause
Hyperacute speculative bubble combustion
Patient Note
Born at dawn, went viral by lunch, filed for bankruptcy by teatime—a true Solana success story.
Holders
Top 1
7.1%
Top 5
16.3%
Top 10
23.9%
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02FzYr...nvyW3.58%
035tLK...j2Vv2.07%
042YMX...j6L91.86%
052dsH...Q8tbAUTOPSY1.74%06Dq2U...kRzA1.69%
07Cvmo...dQ971.62%
086Qpb...Qv1G1.44%
099mHC...9Rf11.43%
10CDL2...RVUf1.40%