CAUSE OF DEATH
Gerald's Tragic One-Hour Existence Concludes
Here we observe The Ratio Dog in its natural habitat—the blockchain—where it survived precisely sixty minutes before succumbing to the predatory ecosystem it called home. Eight brave holders watched their investment evaporate faster than morning dew, each one clutching their digital certificates of loss like orphaned puppies. In nature, we call this natural selection; in crypto, we call it Wednesday.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instantaneous liquidity drainage and concentration collapse
EPITAPH
"Gerald barked once, then was silenced. The top 10 holders owned everything; the remaining holders owned the experience."
