CAUSE OF DEATH
Newborn Token Found Dead at Birth
In the primordial swamps of the Solana blockchain, a curious creature emerged—the Running Ketamine Horse—only to expire moments later, gasping for liquidity in a vacuum of its own making. With ten trembling holders clutching 100% of its worthless corpus and zero dollars to its name, this token achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it could properly live. A masterclass in the futility of ambition.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Stillbirth via zero liquidity collapse
EPITAPH
"Here lies RKH: born at midnight, declared dead by dawn, never even had time to disappoint its investors more thoroughly."