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Banana Dad: Born Rotten, Dead on Arrival

In the unforgiving ecosystem of Solana, we observe a peculiar specimen—banana dad—which managed the remarkable feat of expiring before it truly began. With zero liquidity and a concentration of wealth so absolute that the top ten holders possess every last token, this creature never stood a chance; it was stillborn with a pulse. The 11.3% price fluctuation represents merely the death throes of a project that existed for precisely zero hours, a temporal achievement that would make even the shortest-lived mayflies seem positively immortal.