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MonkCoin: A One-Hour Meditation on Greed

Here we observe MonkCoin in its natural habitat—the mempool of desperation—gasping its final breaths after merely sixty minutes of existence. With ninety-nine point nine percent of tokens concentrated in ten wallets, this creature never stood a chance; it was less a token and more a elaborate exit scam wearing a spiritual costume. The irony, of course, is exquisite: a coin named after ascetic monks managed to achieve perfect enlightenment about human nature in record time.