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Red Children Crew: Born Screaming, Died Gasping

Here we observe a specimen so freshly deceased, rigor mortis hasn't yet set in. Born mere hours ago with the vitality of a newborn and the structural integrity of a house of cards, Red Children Crew experienced a violent 421% price convulsion—nature's way of saying goodbye. The post-mortem reveals what we in the trade call 'catastrophic concentration': 92.6% of its meager existence hoarded by a cabal of ten, like children clutching candy before the inevitable dentist appointment.