CatecoinAHfLk7WbQnhLifJE3NfwNAuQo9XwLmGHhz1rtDhspump

Newborn Token Dies in Spectacular Pump-and-Dump

In the swamps of Solana, we observe Catecoin—a creature that lived precisely zero hours before succumbing to the ancient predator of liquidity vaporization. Born into a world of 83 hopeful holders, it experienced a brief, violent price convulsion of 236% before the inevitable decay set in. Like a mayfly with delusions of grandeur, it achieved neither sustainability nor dignity.