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CARDS: A Sixty-Minute Rug Pull Masterclass

And so concludes the tragic lifecycle of CARDS, a token that managed to achieve complete extinction in merely one hour—a remarkable feat of incompetence rarely observed in nature. With nine holders and zero liquidity, this specimen expired before most investors could even pronounce 'decentralized,' leaving behind only the faint stench of desperation and $17,874 in regrettable transactions. Nature, as always, has selected for the most ruthless predators.