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A Butthole Coin's Spectacular Twenty-Minute Collapse

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a creature that never truly lived—born mere hours ago, it experienced a dizzying 205% pump before plummeting into the void, its liquidity evaporating faster than morning dew. The predators who held 65% of its circulating supply have long since departed, leaving behind only the skeletal remains of 135 hopeful investors and a cautionary tale written in blockchain.