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Newborn Token Experiences Catastrophic Existential Crisis

In what can only be described as a stunning display of financial natural selection, RAGE entered the world mere hours ago, only to plummet 43% into the abyss—a trajectory so vertical it would make a skydiver weep. With over half its tokens concentrated in the hands of ten holders and liquidity barely exceeding a modest dinner party budget, this ambitious digital asset discovered that revoked authorities and aggressive price discovery are poor bedfellows. The creature simply rage-quit before most investors even noticed it existed.