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Lmaocoin: A Joke That Wasn't Funny Enough

Here we observe the specimen of Lmaocoin, a creature that perished mere days after birth—a remarkable achievement in financial self-sabotage. Though its creators dutifully revoked their authorities, as if performing last rites on a stillborn venture, they could not revoke the fundamental reality: ninety-nine percent of holders conspired to create a concentration so dense it collapsed under its own greed. In just fifty-six hours, the market rendered its verdict with the mercy of a swift -2.8% decline.