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Alpaca Socks: Eight-Hour Extinction Event

In the savage ecosystem of Solana, the Do Alpaca Really Wear Socks token experienced what we in the business call a 'catastrophic bloom and wilt'—a 504% price surge followed inevitably by the predatory consolidation of wealth among its 51 holders, 57.7% of whom are presumably laughing into their wallets. With zero liquidity and a lifespan shorter than a mayfly's fever dream, this 8-hour wonder has achieved the rare distinction of being simultaneously alive and dead to the market.