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POKEMOM: A Newborn's Tragic Twenty-Four Hours

In the cruel theater of decentralized finance, we observe a creature born mere hours ago, experiencing the full spectrum of pump-and-dump mortality in accelerated time. With ninety-three percent of its circulating wealth concentrated in the upper echelons of its population, POKEMOM exemplifies nature's brutal wealth-inequality hierarchy—though here, the food chain collapses within a single rotation of Earth. As our specimen gasps its final breath, we note the cruel irony: authorities were revoked, yet the token itself remains thoroughly imprisoned.