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Flappy Ape's Tragic 61-Hour Existence Concludes

In the unforgiving Solana ecosystem, Flappy Ape's brief existence mirrors the mayfly—brilliant, hopeful, and utterly doomed. With thirteen holders clinging to worthless bags and zero liquidity to facilitate their escape, the token achieved what few accomplish: complete unanimity amongst its top ten holders, who collectively own everything and, consequently, nothing of value. The revocation of both mint and freeze authorities proved a mercy killing—no further dilution, no further hope.