Flappy Ape Crashes Before Takeoff

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the remarkable case of Flappy Ape—a creature that existed for merely sixty minutes before succumbing to the predatory forces of concentration and illiquidity. With 99.2% of its genetic material monopolized by a mere handful of specimens, and its liquidity pools evaporated like a mirage, this token never stood a chance. Nature, it seems, abhors a rug pull most of all.