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Newborn Token Dies of Premature Success

In the span of mere hours, this peculiarly-named creature achieved what most tokens aspire to in months—a 77% price surge followed by the inevitable gravitational collapse. Born into a world of 462 believers with revoked authorities, it briefly convinced the market that absurdity itself possessed intrinsic value. Alas, liquidity of $22,000 proved insufficient to contain the gravitational forces of retail enthusiasm and mathematical certainty.