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The Greedy Dog's Newborn Demise

Here we observe The Greedy Dog, a token that lived precisely zero hours—a remarkable achievement in financial self-sabotage. Born into a world of 67 hopeful holders, it experienced the market equivalent of sudden infant death syndrome, though in this case, the syndrome was concentrated wealth and non-existent liquidity. One can only marvel at how something so young managed to hemorrhage so spectacularly while simultaneously pumping 108% in a single day.