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Newborn Token Found Dead On Arrival

Here we observe The Great Reset in its natural habitat: the mempool. Born mere hours ago with the promise of financial renaissance, it has instead achieved the rare distinction of dying before it truly lived. Like a mayfly with delusions of grandeur, it burned through $9,000 in volume only to discover that 76% of its population controls the gene pool.