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Squishy Dumplings: Born Dead, Stayed That Way

In the beginning, there was nothing. And so it remained. Here we observe the Squishy Dumpling in its natural habitat—a liquidity pool so barren it makes the Atacama Desert look like a rainforest, where fifteen hopeful souls watched their fortunes evaporate in real-time, whilst the top ten holders clutched 100% of the supply like dragons guarding a particularly worthless hoard.