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Exponential Coin's Spectacular Collapse Into Irrelevance

Here we observe the cadaver of Exponential Coin, a mathematical marvel that tragically failed to calculate its own survival. In life, it was a congregation of thirty-one souls—though calling them holders is generous, as ninety-nine point nine percent of its mass was concentrated in the hands of the apex predators. Like a dying star collapsing inward, its twenty-four-hour volume of two dollars and three cents represents the final gasps of a creature evolution deemed unfit.