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Case file · ante-mortem observation

TERMINAL.

Extreme concentration, zero liquidity, terminal velocity dump

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · D

Grade Score

41/100

Grade D · TERMINAL

Mkt Cap

$2.8K

+42.3% · 24h

Volume 24h

$494.88

Holders

290

Liquidity DrainedHeavy Concentration

FDV

$1.79B

Price USD

$1.79e-6

DEX

pumpfun

Pool

4w5N..4VCe ↗

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Newborn Token Succumbs to Instant Evaporation

In the harsh ecosystem of Solana, we observe a peculiar specimen—the Joy of Missing Out—which achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it truly lived. Born mere hours ago with all the structural integrity of a house of cards in a hurricane, this token's 94.6% concentration in ten wallets created a natural apex predator situation, as whales circled and retail investors wisely sensed the impending extinction event.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings

Activity

Flatlined

$494.88 volume / 24h.

Holders

Extreme cluster

Top 5 hold 92.9% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion

Likely Cause

Extreme concentration, zero liquidity, terminal velocity dump

Patient Note

It promised joy in missing out; investors got joy in missing nothing—because there was nothing left to miss.

Holders

§ 04 · 290 wallets

Top 1

77.7%

Top 5

92.9%

Top 10

94.6%

014w5N...4VCe77.73%

02EzwX...x9WH4.42%

037sXR...PbD2AUTOPSY3.82%

04F7km...nwPB3.54%

053ZWf...yR5C3.39%

06AGdA...obX40.67%

07y4yZ...bpVh0.26%

08HCdP...V2JU0.26%

09CvJZ...nmYu0.26%

10BFTP...pK7r0.25%