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Newborn Token Found Dead on Arrival

Here we observe the cat wif tux, a creature born mere hours ago, already exhibiting the telltale signs of financial rigor mortis. In a stunning display of natural selection, 78% of holders accumulated before the masses, creating a perfectly balanced ecosystem—perfectly balanced toward their own exit. The $14,408 in daily volume suggests the remaining 68 believers were simply too distracted by the 132% pump to notice they were already standing on the Titanic's deck chairs.