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Newborn Token Expires Before First Breath

Here we observe a remarkable specimen of the genus Solana Rugpullus—born mere hours ago, yet already exhibiting the advanced decomposition typically seen in tokens twice its age. The creature's brief existence was characterized by a catastrophic 27% hemorrhage, a liquidity pool so shallow one might wade through it, and a top-ten predator concentration that would make any ecosystem biologist weep. In nature, we call this 'natural selection.' In crypto, we call it 'Tuesday.'