Act II: The AI RebellionA7akzcWPrz8YR3YZjMAD7XLMgp5ofqgbN4RGtJKEpump

Act II: Where Dreams Die in Real Time

In the beginning, there was hope—a mere 0 hours of it. This token emerged into the world like a newborn giraffe, only to discover it had no legs, no liquidity, and fifty-six bewildered witnesses. The authorities may have been revoked, but control remained with ten holders clutching 78.3% of the circulating supply, a theatrical arrangement that suggests this rebellion was less uprising and more carefully orchestrated exit strategy.