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Rodent Expires Before Cheese Course

In the brutal ecosystem of Solana, we observe a specimen that achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it truly lived—a four-hour-old token that managed to concentrate 99.5% of its wealth among ten holders, a Darwinian efficiency in separating fools from their SOL. As liquidity evaporated like morning dew on the savanna, our little rodent found itself trapped in an inescapable corner, wheezing its final -5% breath before predators lost interest entirely.