Farting Unicorn BankA6PqWKDU1zAspiA7aGgDENQiGzPyzF7sZSq3iDVWpump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.
Extreme concentration, vanishing liquidity, and mathematical inevitability
Grade Score
33/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$1.3K
-2.6% · 24h
Liquidity
$2.7K
Volume 24h
$38.82
Holders
46
Liquidity Drained
Field Report
Unicorn's Final Neigh: A Solana Tragedy
In the vast savanna of decentralized finance, the Farting Unicorn Bank once galloped with such promise. Alas, like its mythical namesake, it proved entirely fictional—a creature sustained only by the breath of its ninety-nine-point-seven percent whale overlords, now watching their investment dissolve into the digital void at a rate of $38.82 per day.
Diagnosis
Liquidity
Critically low
$2.7K pool depth.
Activity
Flatlined
$38.82 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 99.5% of supply.
Cause
Likely Cause
Extreme concentration, vanishing liquidity, and mathematical inevitability
Patient Note
Here lies FUB: it tried to corner the market in whimsy, but discovered that revoked authorities cannot revoke the laws of supply and demand.
Holders
Top 1
98.5%
Top 5
99.5%
Top 10
99.8%
013zKQ...pJdu98.48%
02FayN...dzeW0.56%
034FBf...krhP0.33%
04D7c4...fh46AUTOPSY0.13%058psN...VRtf0.06%
06Cqn7...9xnN0.04%
072SQx...HjrX0.04%
0871NZ...fktCAUTOPSY0.04%098MQG...vone0.04%
104V2a...yTFm0.04%