CAUSE OF DEATH
Newborn Token Gasps Final Breath Within Hours
Born mere moments ago into a cruel and indifferent blockchain, PATAPIM experienced what can only be described as a blisteringly brief existence—a full quarter of its value evaporated before its first hour had properly concluded. One observes the telltale signs of a classic pump-and-dump: concentrated holdings among the top ten, promising initial volume, and the peculiar mercy of revoked authorities that suggest the architects, at least, had the decency to commit to the murder weapon's disposal.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Catastrophic 25% collapse within genesis block
EPITAPH
"It printed money for exactly nobody, yet somehow printed money."
