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BANDERDOG: Born Toxic, Died Instantly

In the beginning, there was BANDERDOG—a creature that existed for mere moments before collapsing under the weight of its own mathematical improbability. Observe the pristine corpse: three holders, each clutching 33.33% of a worthless carcass, like vultures arguing over an already-decomposed meal. The token achieved a 106% price swing in 24 hours, a feat typically reserved for pump-and-dumps, suggesting this specimen never drew a single honest breath.